i can see in the dark my real life gamma is set to 200%

dropping my first rap song; "herbert hoover diss track ft eminem" next tuesday

normally when i post to the fuckin artist news portal i do it to shit it up with total nonsense for my own amusement but i actually have something 0000.1% notable for once

commissions are open

give me your money

sketch: 15$

inks: 30$

inks and color: 40$

inks and color + background 55$

+15$ for each character you add

examples:

me driving my grandpas 1950 cardiac thats not built like they used to with real detroit steel made by big iron huffer boys and its 2022 and the cars falling apart but its okay because they dont build em like they used to detroit steel american made am i right lead poisoning

I once dated this robot chick who used to be a spy, she had a ton of modifications and one time I was letting my neighbor fuck her and you know im kind of glad I could never get her to cum because it turns out she squirts nerve agent

i learned how to no hands cum by accident while trying to move a quarter with my mind

read nastard here or yuoure like a big huge smelly sicko bad man. READ THE FUCKING COMIC

soy injection theory

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i think theyre putting testosterone in the water

[1:59 PM]

its from all the angry gay cowboys and meat run off from the slaughter sphere 9 miles up

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^ real