the bible didnt say you couldnt have a prostate orgasm

pegging is allowed

i remember this one time i sent a patent in to the us army for a surface to air missile called "The Nuclear God Raper" they really liked it because it had the ability to exclusively target people who werent white. unfortunately the MIM-104 Patriot won because its cheaper to make

i am cited in many religious texts as "Sharia Law" its a penname i went under while i was skating with tom cruise across time in our epic adventure

you should read what the bible said before i made some minor edits lmao

angrily jacks off to picture of tim pool crying

this shit makes me fart

i dont get crabs i just have one giant cock tick the size of a watermellon hangin off my balls like fat tarzan

https://youtu.be/OvrtjSVeC94

zionists redeclare the holy land to be the moon and then blow up palestine with a giant hand grenade

new space race happens

u ever just like pick up someon elses covide mask and like take a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig sniff

waiting for my next front page blog where i can say penis